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2009년 9월 27일 일요일

Morning

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For people in the modern world, morning refers to the time from when you wake up to when you begin work. Although the bulk of the time is spent doing mechanical technical, automated and limited activities, just like anything else in the world, there are different vintage points to one phenomenon.


The romanticists recommend ‘Morning, the starting point of a day’, which gives a clear analysis of the morning time to beginners and ‘Morning, five minutes for a happier life’ for professionals which takes a more macro view. Documentary DVDs such as ‘Breakfast and happy day’ have also been very popular among the younger segment – or that is what they argue.


The skeptic circle, on the other hand, completely denies this - they are even speculating that the DVD mentioned above was bundled with cereal boxes for kids – and recommends the classic ‘Going to work? Go to hell’ as a must-read to the absent-minded people of today. They also issued a statement avidly supporting the recently launched movie ‘Hangover, heartburn and credit card receipt’, praising how aptly the work illustrates the pathos of morning.


In this tense conflict that can be compared to the Soviet Union and the U.S. during the cold era, the Unification circle is throwing shocking waves throughout. Their simple slogan - ‘weekend breakfast’ – is sending small but strong wave in the two circles.


The romanticists published ‘Theory of depression’, an excellent work describing how one becomes depressed from the morning of Sunday thinking that tomorrow is Monday, while the skeptic circle’s paper of ‘Occasionally idle morning’ that says ‘Isn’t Saturday morning still pleasant’, sparking a fierce debate. (In particular, the reaction from the hawkers, the weekend workers, is known to have been especially fierce.)


However, the dominant view is that the analysis by Unification doesn’t deserve serious attention because it fails to catch the essence as it is exposed to a very limited situation.
As such, there is still a long way to go before establishing a ‘Unified Theory of Morning’, but we still have hopes as signs of convergence are being witnessed, especially among the younger scholars.

2009년 7월 9일 목요일

Other’s taste

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That’s right.


The music you are listening to is the worst. Believe me, it’s the sound from hell – although I haven’t been there.


What about the movies you like! I won’t say they are the worst. Let me just say that it’s second to my uncle’s wedding video that I’ve watched over 20 times. (Still, your movie was the worst up to the 15th rerun of the video)


And your clothes? Why don’t you wear a box or look through a trash can instead? You surely can find something better than that!


Of your favorite food, the only one that I managed to swallow was that pizza topped with mayonnaise and mustard. I even thought about writing an anonymous article to a newspaper but I didn’t.


And the magazines you read. True, I appreciated that fact that you did any reading. Until I realized what kind of magazines they were! If I become a dictator, the first person to be put on death penalty will be the CEO of the magazine company. Of course, you wouldn’t be safe either, being a subscriber.


You think this is the end?


The more I look at you, the more I become convinced that you were born to earn hatred from me.


However…


I never told you any of this. And neither will I in the future.


Isn’t that enough?


I respect other’s taste.